Just saw the ad for Spike TV’s Video Game Awards. And not a moment too soon!!

Finally!!! It’s about time they gave people who sit in front of their tv’s pressing 4 buttons for hours on end the recognition they deserve for their invaluable* contribution to society and our overall economy!!

*and by that I mean ‘not valuable’

I'm sorry. That was wrong. I realize video games are very popular. I think I'm just bitter because I was never able to sell either my Skee-Ball Awards or my Whack-a-Mole Awards Show treatments.