Forty were killed in London bombings this morning and George Bush has asked us all to be "extra vigilant." So I am going to try to be as vigilant as I possibly can. Perhaps even twice as vigilant. I performed a full body cavity search on my wife, Raegan, but the results were inconclusive, though I did find a 1912 Barber Dime in her colon. I plan to interrogate my parents when they come home this evening. I have begun to doubt the sincerity of my mother's Buddhist tendencies. And I fear my father may also be hiding some dark secret. Why else would someone actually say they appreciated the job Bush was doing..unless he was a sleeper agent trying desperately to thwart suspicion?

There is much thinking to be done. I will write again later when there is more substantial news to report.