Bumsfeld

Think of it this way. How are we expected to believe Rumsfeld could have possibly been tough enough to tackle Al Qaeda, when he's too chicken to take on Nancy Pelosi!!

Wait a minute. I'm having second thoughts about this whole Rumsfeld stepping down thing. I mean, I know it's only been a few seconds since I wrote that first sentence, but suddenly I just don't feel safe anymore. I'm concerned there just isn't enough torturing going on.

I think I'm going to circulate a petition.