Wednesday, December 07, 2005

There is nothing that makes me want to have sex with my wife more than to hear her shout those magic words, "Come quick, my cervical mucus is stretchy!"

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PS: Everyone talks about Pearl Harbor Day, but where's Bar Harbor Day?? You know, to commemorate the day the Japanese attacked Bar Harbor, Maine! You never hear a word about it! Yet another Bush cover-up??

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