Best thing about being back on the East Coast, so far: When people tell you to have a nice day, they don't mean it facetiously.

Worst thing: You can't walk down the street from your house and see Patton Oswalt, David Cross, and Sarah Silverman, in the same show, for five bucks.


PS: Have you noticed how all the yellow magnetic "Support Our Troops" car ribbons have all faded, in the sunlight, to white?