My agent called yesterday morning to tell me they signed my P&S. I almost spit up my coffee. Instead, I decided to further milk the gag at his expense:

"They signed my P&S?"
"Sure did."
"Tell me, about my P&S. Was it longer than most?"
"How do you mean?"
"Well, it seemed longer. I've looked at quite a few P&S's and mine definitely looked longer."
"Well, it may have been a little longer..."
"So my P&S is longer than other peoples'?"
"I suppose your P&S is longer. What with all the contingencies..."
"I never had my P&S signed before. Once, when I broke my arm, I had everybody sign my cast. But never my P&S."
"Well, there's a first time for everything."
"Never broke my P&S."
"I'm sorry?"
"Never mind. Good news, the P&S signing?"
"Great news. We're one step closer. Now I just have to fax your P&S over to the bank."
"Sounds exciting. I can't tell you how good it feels, knowing my P&S is being faxed."
"Not at all. That's what I'm here for."