I just read in the news that Nationwide, Gas Prices Set Another Record. And am I psyched!! Whoohoo! U! S! A!! U! S! A!!

I also just extracted some major-league boogies out of my nose. It took a little time and required a little focus and concentration, but I perservered, and was in the end successful.

So that's two great accomplishments in one day! A personal victory...and a victory for America!