From this day forth, I will grow an impeachment beard as a sign of wooly protest against our heinous administration.
The fervor of my disgust shall be matched only by the scraggliness of my facial hair.
I will not shave until Bush is impeached for crimes committed against the American people.
I call on all my brethren to do the same.
Friends, relatives, Americans...send me your beards!!
Well, now it's finally official, folks. According to AP news, Bush has killed as many Americans as Osama. But look how far we've come. I guess it's true: two wrongs really do make a right.
Finally recovering from a three-year stint in medical school, I recently completed my tenure as Managing Editor for National Lampoon. My work has appeared in Playboy, Nerve, and The New Yorker where I was featured in Talk of the Town. I have written for Comedy Central, G4TV, the Food Network, and Prairie Home Companion. As a writing fellow at the University of Massachusetts, my fiction was twice awarded the Harvey Swados prize.
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