From this day forth, I will grow an impeachment beard as a sign of wooly protest against our heinous administration.
The fervor of my disgust shall be matched only by the scraggliness of my facial hair.
I will not shave until Bush is impeached for crimes committed against the American people.
I call on all my brethren to do the same.
Friends, relatives, Americans...send me your beards!!
Finally recovering from a three-year stint in medical school, I recently completed my tenure as Managing Editor for National Lampoon. My work has appeared in Playboy, Nerve, and The New Yorker where I was featured in Talk of the Town. I have written for Comedy Central, G4TV, the Food Network, and Prairie Home Companion. As a writing fellow at the University of Massachusetts, my fiction was twice awarded the Harvey Swados prize.
1 Comments:
How long will a beard grow if untrimmed for "3 more" years? (You know, if the impeachment never, *gulp*, happens.) Will you look like Rip Van Winkle?
May you be clean shavin' as soon as possible!
12:50 PM
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