Stirring Controversy

After just a couple weeks, my Impeachment Beard is already generating considerable controversy, albeit in my own home:
"Hey, watch it!" my wife, Raegan, said, "Your hairy face just poked me in the eye!"
"Sorry, honey."
"I can't even kiss you anymore without getting a mouthful of hair. Are you ever going to shave that thing?"
"I can't shave it! It's an impeachment beard!"
"What does that even mean? There's no such thing as an impeachment beard."
"There is now."
"You can't impeach a president by growing facial hair!"
"Not alone, I can't. But if enough men grow them, then..."
"Then what?"
"Then maybe people will realize..."
"It's like I married a wooly mammoth."
"Hey, I'm trying to start a national movement here!!"
"Yeah, good luck with that."
"I got the domain. impeachmentbeard.com. It wasn't taken."
"What a shocker."
"I'm building a website."
"I saw it. Nice jpeg."
"Hey, it's a start. Everything's going exactly according to plan. These days, even the Republicans don't like Bush."
"And your beard had something to do with that?"
"Not directly. I think the sudden Republican-on-Republican wrath stems more from Bush trying to sell off six U.S. ports to the United Arab Emirates. A pretty dumb thing to do after you've just spent the last four years brainwashing the country into being scared shitless of Arabs."
"Don't change the subject. Once again, you're just trying to sneak your liberal agenda into your blog by way of our witty banter. Besides, what's all that got to do with us? I mean, no one even knows you're growing an impeachment beard."
"Oh, they will. They will."
"Why do you do that?"
"Do what?"
"Just because you say something twice doesn't make it true."
"Oh, but it does. But it does."
"I've been thinking. Maybe I should start a movement."
"Shoot."
"Impeachment armpits. I'll have women across America growing out their armpit hair until the government has no choice but to impeach the president."
"Hey, not bad! I wonder if the domain is taken..."